Happy Valentines Day Funny SMS | Funny Valentine Status 2015

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Here we've selected  some Happy Valentines Day 2015 Funny Messages created to make the day pleasurable and to make everybody laugh and being happy all manner through. You'll simply send these messages to your loved ones to provide them laughter. You'll additionally share this as a standing update in social networking sites.



True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you’re in trouble
You can cry on it when you’re in pain
You can embrace it when you’re happy
So when you need true love

Buy a pillow
Happy Valentine's Day..!!!

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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Happy Valentine's Day..!!!

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Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You are the best!
Happy Valentines Day 2015 Funny SMS
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
Happy Valentine's Day..!!!


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Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Do pain the host
But when let out
Pains others most
Happy Valentine's Day..!!!

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By a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
Happy Valentine's Day..!!!

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Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
Happy Valentine's Day..!!!



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